{"id":11087,"date":"2026-06-01T22:25:18","date_gmt":"2026-06-01T22:25:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/?p=11087"},"modified":"2026-06-01T22:25:18","modified_gmt":"2026-06-01T22:25:18","slug":"my-wife-and-i-found-this-on-the-bathroom-floor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/?p=11087","title":{"rendered":"My wife and I found this on the bathroom floor."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My hands started shaking the moment I saw it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A gray, glistening lump on the bathroom floor, staring back at us in awful silence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We whispered, argued, zoomed in on photos, our hearts racing as the possibilities grew darker and more disturbing by the minute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And then our cat strutted in, tail high, with that look that cha\u2026 Continues\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For a moment, the bathroom felt like the set of a low-budget horror film.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The object was small, oddly smooth, with a dull sheen that made it look almost\u2026 deliberate. My wife kept her distance,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>hovering by the door, while I leaned in closer, torn between curiosity and the urge to bleach the entire house. We joked nervously, but neither of us really laughed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We tried everything: Google image search, group chats, frantic messages to friends who \u201cwatch too many crime shows.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No one knew. Then our cat sauntered in, eyes bright, vibrating with pride. He walked straight to the mystery lump, sat down beside it like a hunter posing with a trophy. That was the moment it clicked. It wasn\u2019t supernatural, and it wasn\u2019t human.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/widgets.adskeeper.com\/?utm_source=widget_adskeeper&amp;utm_medium=text&amp;utm_campaign=add&amp;utm_content=1939652\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><\/a>It was rat kidneys, a gruesome little gift from our very pleased feline roommate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/signal-2026-01-09-024205.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7387\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My hands started shaking the moment I saw it. A gray, glistening lump on the bathroom floor, staring back at us in awful silence. We whispered, argued,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11087"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11088,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11087\/revisions\/11088"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}