{"id":1557,"date":"2025-08-22T00:26:49","date_gmt":"2025-08-22T00:26:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/?p=1557"},"modified":"2025-08-22T00:26:49","modified_gmt":"2025-08-22T00:26:49","slug":"5-blonde-male-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/?p=1557","title":{"rendered":"5 blonde male jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>1.<\/strong> Why did the blonde guy take a ladder to the bar?<br>Because he heard the drinks were on the house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>2.<\/strong> Why did the blonde man sit on his TV?<br>He wanted to watch the couch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>3.<\/strong> Why did the blonde bring a car door into the desert?<br>So he could roll the window down if it got too hot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>4.<\/strong> Why did the blonde stare at the can of soda for hours?<br>It said <em>\u201copen here.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>5.<\/strong> Why did the blonde guy put his iPhone in the blender?<br>Because he wanted to make Apple juice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Why did the blonde guy take a ladder to the bar?Because he heard the drinks were on the house. 2. Why did the blonde man sit&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1557"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1558,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557\/revisions\/1558"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}