{"id":378,"date":"2025-08-04T14:38:40","date_gmt":"2025-08-04T14:38:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/?p=378"},"modified":"2025-08-04T14:38:41","modified_gmt":"2025-08-04T14:38:41","slug":"full-story-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/?p=378","title":{"rendered":"Full story.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A man asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday. Without hesitation, she smiled and said,<br><strong>&#8220;I\u2019d like to be six again.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He took her words to heart.<br>On the morning of her birthday, he woke her up bright and early.<br>With excitement in his voice, he said,<br><strong>\u201cSurprise! We\u2019re going to the amusement park!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They spent the entire day riding every roller coaster, spinning teacup, and water flume they could find.<br>From cotton candy to funnel cakes, snow cones to hot dogs, she indulged in all the childhood favorites.<br>They played games, won a few stuffed animals, and laughed like kids again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>By the time they got home, she was dizzy, exhausted, and her stomach felt like it had gone ten rounds with a blender.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She collapsed onto the couch, and he looked at her with pride, saying,<br><strong>\u201cSo, how did it feel to be six again?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She slowly opened one eye and said,<br><strong>\u201cI meant my DRESS SIZE.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Moral of the Story:<\/strong><br>Always clarify before planning a surprise! \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday. Without hesitation, she smiled and said,&#8220;I\u2019d like to be six again.&#8221; He took her words&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=378"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":379,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378\/revisions\/379"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}