A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. That evening, the wife decided to surprise him \u2014 she came out wearing the exact same negligee she\u2019d worn on their wedding night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She twirled slowly and said, \u201cHoney, do you remember this?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The old man looked up, squinted a little, and smiled. \u201cYes, dear, I do. You wore that the night we got married.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She smiled proudly. \u201cThat\u2019s right! And do you remember what you said to me that night?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He chuckled softly. \u201cOf course. I said, \u2018Oh baby, I\u2019m going to suck the life out of those big and screw your brains out.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She blushed and laughed. \u201cThat\u2019s right, honey! So here I am, 50 years later, wearing the same thing. What do you have to say tonight?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The husband leaned back in his chair, took a deep breath, and said with a grin,
\u201cWell, mission accomplished.\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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