Little Johnny came home from school looking upset.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
His dad asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong, son?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Johnny sighed, \u201cI got an F in arithmetic.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAn F? How come?\u201d his father asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWell,\u201d Johnny said, \u201cthe teacher asked, \u2018How much is 2 x 3?\u2019 and I said \u20186.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThat\u2019s right!\u201d said his dad, confused. \u201cSo why\u2019d you get an F?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Johnny shrugged. \u201cThen she asked, \u2018How much is 3 x 2?\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
His dad frowned. \u201cIt\u2019s the same thing!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Johnny nodded. \u201cThat\u2019s what I said\u2026 but apparently, the teacher doesn\u2019t like being told she\u2019s flipping stupid questions!\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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