A drunk guy gets pulled over late one night after swerving just a little too much on an empty road. The officer walks up to the window, immediately smells alcohol, and asks him to step out of the car. The man stumbles a bit but insists he\u2019s \u201ctotally fine\u201d and only had \u201ca couple.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The officer isn\u2019t convinced and starts running sobriety tests. First, he asks the guy to walk in a straight line. The man tries, nearly falls over, then claims the road is crooked. Next, the officer asks him to stand on one foot. The guy lifts his foot, wobbles, and says, \u201cI can\u2019t do this barefoot\u2026 my balance depends on my shoes.\u201d The officer just sighs and keeps going.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Finally, the officer says, \u201cAlright. Last test. If you can pass this one, I\u2019ll let you go.\u201d The drunk guy straightens up, suddenly very serious. \u201cDeal,\u201d he says confidently.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The officer explains, \u201cUse the words green<\/strong>, pink<\/strong>, and yellow<\/strong> in one sentence.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The man thinks hard. Really hard. He squints, scratches his head, and after a long pause, proudly looks up and says:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cThe phone went green green<\/em>, I pink<\/em> it up, and the light turned yellow<\/em>!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The officer pauses for a second\u2026 then pulls out his handcuffs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A drunk guy gets pulled over late one night after swerving just a little too much on an empty road. The officer walks up to the window,… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8093","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8093"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8093\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8094,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8093\/revisions\/8094"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenewsbreeze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}