A man is sitting on his porch when he notices two blondes working down the road. They both have shovels. One blonde digs a deep hole, steps aside, and the other immediately fills it back in. Then they move a few feet forward and repeat the process. Dig. Fill. Dig. Fill.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The man watches them for a while, confused but impressed by their energy. Minutes turn into an hour. They don\u2019t stop. Sweat runs down their faces, dirt piles up, then disappears again. Finally, curiosity gets the better of him. He walks over and says, \u201cYou ladies look like you\u2019re working really hard. But I can\u2019t figure out what you\u2019re trying to accomplish.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One of the blondes pauses, wipes her brow, and leans on her shovel. \u201cWell,\u201d she says seriously, \u201cnormally there are three of us.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The man raises an eyebrow. \u201cThree?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYes,\u201d she continues. \u201cI dig the hole. She fills it back in. And the third blonde plants the tree.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The man looks around at the empty road. \u201cSo where\u2019s the third one today?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The blonde sighs deeply, shaking her head. \u201cShe called in sick.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The man opens his mouth to respond, then closes it again. The two blondes nod politely, pick up their shovels, and walk a few steps down the road. Without missing a beat, one digs another hole and the other fills it in like nothing ever happened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The man slowly walks back to his porch, sits down, and mutters to himself, \u201cWell\u2026 at least they\u2019re committed.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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