Two Southern Belles were sitting on the porch of a big white mansion, sipping sweet tea and fanning themselves in the warm breeze.

The first lady said proudly, “When my first child was born, my husband built me this beautiful mansion.”

The second lady smiled politely and said, “Well, isn’t that nice?”

The first continued, “When my second child was born, he bought me that fine Cadillac out front.”

Again, the second replied with her charming southern grace, “Well, isn’t that nice?”

“And when my third child was born,” said the first, showing off her sparkling wrist, “he gave me this dazzling diamond bracelet.”

The second lady, still smiling, nodded and said, “Well, isn’t that nice?”

Finally, the first woman leaned closer, a bit curious. “So tell me, darling,” she said, “what did your husband give you when you had your first child?”

With a sly grin, the second lady said,
“Well… he sent me to finishing school so I could learn to say, ‘Well, isn’t that nice?’ instead of what I was really thinking!” 😆👇